求像 water eat=白痴 等类似的一些有趣的中国式英语感觉很好玩,想知道更多

求像 water eat=白痴 等类似的一些有趣的中国式英语感觉很好玩,想知道更多
求像 water eat=白痴 等类似的一些有趣的中国式英语
感觉很好玩,想知道更多

求像 water eat=白痴 等类似的一些有趣的中国式英语感觉很好玩,想知道更多
1．we two who and who! 咱俩谁跟谁啊!
2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你?怎么老是你?
3．you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! 你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们!一起上!
4．as far as you go to die! 有多远死多远!
5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home! 有事起奏,无事退朝 !
6．you me you me 彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop! 你给我站住! !
8．know is know ,noknow is noknow... 知之为知之,不知为不知…
9．WATCH SISTER 表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole! 龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
11.．I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose your face ,I turn my face 给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述
13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past 走过路过,不要错过
15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! 小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? 小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有,要命一条
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大,今年25.
18．you have two down son 你有两下子.
19.好好学习,天天向上： good good study,day day up!
20、Open the door see mountain 开门见山
21、five flowers eight doors 五花八门
22、people mountain people sea 人山人海
23、Un-ding-able 顶不住了
24、You go see see 你去看看.
25、Moon under old man 月下老人
26.so many people die, no see you die. 咁多人死唔见你死.
27.die away 死开
28.If you no three no four, I give you some color to see see! 如果你不三不四,我给你点颜色看看.
29.Ask what ask! 问什么问!see what see 看什么看!laugh what laugh 笑什么笑!
30.Have one leg with somebody. 跟某人有一腿.
31.What thing? 什么事?
32.Two breasts. 二奶.
33.Pack two breasts. 包二奶.
34.watch uncle.表叔

your mother's 你 。妈、。的

how are you 怎么是你
how old are you 怎么老是你

long time no see 好久不见

我想到一个笑话，关于中国式英语的。
一个中国人，只懂一点英语。一天，他遇到一个老外，搭讪。老外说：“Oh,your new cloth is nice!”他好容易明白老外的意思，想到中国人经常在别人夸奖时说：“哪里！哪里！”他就挤了一句话：“Where?Where?”老外汗…………...

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我想到一个笑话，关于中国式英语的。
一个中国人，只懂一点英语。一天，他遇到一个老外，搭讪。老外说：“Oh,your new cloth is nice!”他好容易明白老外的意思，想到中国人经常在别人夸奖时说：“哪里！哪里！”他就挤了一句话：“Where?Where?”老外汗…………

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有一天我们历史老是问没门怎么说 其实是 no way 她自己硬要说 without way = =

give you some color to see see
给你一点颜色瞧瞧
open the door and see mountain.
开门见山
you go to dead!
你去死吧！
I to help you.
我来帮你
open the light.
开灯
you ask me，i ask who...

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give you some color to see see
给你一点颜色瞧瞧
open the door and see mountain.
开门见山
you go to dead!
你去死吧！
I to help you.
我来帮你
open the light.
开灯
you ask me，i ask who？
你问我，我问谁？
America China is not enough.
美中不足
we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你？
you don`t bird me,I don`t bird you
不鸟我，我也不鸟你
you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，无事退朝
you me you me
彼此彼此
You Give Me Stop!!
你给我站住！
know is know ，noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知…
WATCH SISTER
表妹
dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
车祸现场描述
．heart flower angry open
心花怒放
go past no mistake past
走过路过，不要错过
小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
要钱没有，要命一条
I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
you have two down son。
你有两下子。
as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
I give you face you don“t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
no three no four
不三不四
seven up eight down
七上八下
自己找的，看着汗啊！

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