帮我写一段比英语课上发言的小短文,要求是用英语幽默的或者夸张的描述一段旅游的经历帮我翻译一下并用幽默的口气 可以自己加搞笑的内容进去我在假日中去了长兴岛,我从长兴隧道去的,

帮我写一段比英语课上发言的小短文,要求是用英语幽默的或者夸张的描述一段旅游的经历帮我翻译一下并用幽默的口气 可以自己加搞笑的内容进去我在假日中去了长兴岛,我从长兴隧道去的,
帮我写一段比英语课上发言的小短文,要求是用英语幽默的或者夸张的描述一段旅游的经历
帮我翻译一下并用幽默的口气 可以自己加搞笑的内容进去
我在假日中去了长兴岛,我从长兴隧道去的,长兴隧道是中国最长的隧道但我觉得是最无聊的,我的爸爸不停的开着车..直到20分钟后才从隧道里出去走向光明
那里的人很淳朴善良,我本来期待夜生活,想不到那里到晚上7点后路上一个人都没有,3天以来我做的事情就是挖山芋和睡觉...
(尽量用些夸张的形容词凸显我的期待和现实的反差)

帮我写一段比英语课上发言的小短文,要求是用英语幽默的或者夸张的描述一段旅游的经历帮我翻译一下并用幽默的口气 可以自己加搞笑的内容进去我在假日中去了长兴岛,我从长兴隧道去的,
Ladies and gentlemen,today I'd like to share my experience of traveling to Changxing island.I hope some of you may be atracted after hearing my speech.
When it comes to Changxing island,I have to talk about the Changxing tunnel which is the longest tunnel in China.But the funny thing is that I was nearly asleep while we were driving through the tunnel.It took us almost 20 minites to see the sunlight again.
People living in Changxing island are said to be very honest.They 're friendly and helpful whenever you are in trouble.As I am living the city,I strongly expected the night life there.But on this small island,everyone are indoors after 7 pm.Stores and bars were closed.Being disappointed,I could only started my night life in my hotel watching TV.

I went to Changxing Island during the vacation.
The Changxing Tunnel is said to be the longest one in China. Yes It Is. My father drives 20 minutes in totally damn darkness. It was like in Hell an...

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I went to Changxing Island during the vacation.
The Changxing Tunnel is said to be the longest one in China. Yes It Is. My father drives 20 minutes in totally damn darkness. It was like in Hell and I could share a beer with Satan.
People there are pure and kind. I looked forward to the night life like romance or one-night love but I am fucked. There is not even one suck human being on the street after Seeeeeeven. Yes Seven. All three days I dug potato, sleep, waked up and continued to dig the god-forsaken potato.
Farewell Changxing. Farewell Potato.

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