初中英语短句笑话难一点,要有生词,急·····

初中英语短句笑话难一点,要有生词,急·····
初中英语短句笑话
难一点,要有生词,急·····

初中英语短句笑话难一点,要有生词,急·····
1、Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp. They rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "I will grant each one a wish that’s 3 together." The Canadian said, "I am a father and my son will be a farmer so I want the soil in Canada to be forever fertile." The genie said the magic words and the wish came true. Osama looked amazed so he wished for a wall around Afghanistan the genie said the magic words and again the wish came true. President Bush said "Genie, tell me more about this wall," the genie said,” It’s 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall so nothing can get in and nothing can get out." President Bush said,” Wow! That’s a big bridge...Fill it with water!
　　拉登,一加拿大人还有布什总统走在大街上看到一盏金色的灯.他们擦了擦灯出现了一个精灵.精灵说:"我要满足你们每人一个愿望总共三个."加拿大人说:"我是个父亲我儿子将成为农夫,因此我想让加拿大的土地永远肥沃."精灵说了咒语愿望实现了.拉登看了很惊奇,他希望有座城墙围绕阿富汗.精灵又说了咒语愿望又实现了.布什总统问:"精灵请告诉我关于这座墙的事情."精灵回答:"墙厚50英尺,高500英尺,因而里面的任何东西出不来外面的任何东西进不去."布什总统说:"哇!那是座大桥耶...注满水!"
　　2、Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help. The operator said calmly:"First, you should make sure that he is already dead." Then the operator heard a gunshot from the other end of the phone and next he heard the hunter asking:"What should I do next?"
　　两个猎人进森林里打猎,其中一个猎人不慎跌倒,两眼翻白,似已停止呼吸.另一个猎人赶紧拿出手机拨通紧急求助电话.接线员沉着地说：“第一步,要先确定你的朋友已经死亡.”于是,接线员在电话里听到一声枪响,然后听到那猎人接着问：“第二步怎办?”
　　3、Let me take it down
　　An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."
　　"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."
　　为我所用
　　一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西.”
　　“请再说一遍,让我把它记下来.”老鼠说.“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听.
　　4、Watering Flower In Rain
　　Tom:Why doyou have that watering can?
　　Dan:I'm going to water the flowers.
　　Tom:But it'd raining.
　　Dan:That's OK.I'm wear-ing my raincoat.
　　雨天浇花
　　汤姆：你拿喷壶做什么?
　　丹：我要去浇花.
　　汤姆：可是,在下雨呀!
　　丹：没关系,我穿着雨衣呢!
　　5、Two birls
　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
　　Teacher: Please tell us.
　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.
　　两只鸟
　　老师： 这儿有两只鸟,一只是麻雀.谁能指出哪只是燕子,哪只是麻雀吗?
　　学生：我指不出,但我知道答案.
　　老师：请说说看.
　　学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀,麻雀旁边的就是燕子.
　　6 、he Fish Net
　　"Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?"
　　"A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl.
　　鱼网
　　"你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗,安?" 老师发问道.
　　"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了." 小女孩回答道.
　　7、The New Teacher
　　George comes from school on the first of September.
　　"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
　　"I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too."
　　新老师
　　9月1日, 乔治放学回到家里.
　　"乔治,你喜欢你们的新老师吗?" 妈妈问.
　　"妈妈,我不喜欢,因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6."
　　8、 A physics Examination
　　Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.
　　The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls?
　　Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.
　　一次物理考试
　　在一次物理考试时,当同学们都还在苦思冥想时,尼克很快就答好了第一个问题.
　　这个问题是：为什么在打雷时,我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?
　　尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前,耳朵在后.
　　9
　　Too Fast or Too Slow
　　A man was driving at 130 miles an hour when a policeman overtook him.
　　"Was I driving too fast,officer?"the man asked.
　　"NO,"the policeman answered,"You were flying too slow."
　　太慢或太快
　　一个男人正在以130英里每小时的速度行驶,当一个警察看见他时,
　　他问：“我开的太快了吗?警官.”
　　“不”,警察说,“你飞的太慢了.”
　　10Good Boy
　　Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
　　"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
　　"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
　　"She is the one who sells the candy."
　　好孩子
　　小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱.
　　“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
　　“我给了一个可怜的老太婆,”他回答说. “你真是个好孩子,”妈妈骄傲地说.“再给你两分钱.可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
　　“她是个卖糖果的.”
　　11 Nest and Hair
　　My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom.
　　"What kind of bird?" my sister asked.
　　"I didn't see the bird, ma' am, only the nest," replied the child.
　　"Then, can you give us a description of the nest?" my sister encouraged her .
　　"Well, ma'am, it just resembles your hair. "
　　Notes:
　　(1) inform v.告诉
　　(2) nest n.窝；巢
　　(3) description n.描述
　　(4) encourage v.鼓励
　　(5) resemble v. 相似；类似
　　鸟窝与头发
　　我姐姐是一位小学老师.一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝.
　　“是什么鸟呢?”我姐姐问她.
　　“我没看到鸟儿,老师,只看到鸟窝.”那孩子回答说.
　　“那么,你能给我们描述一下这个鸟巢吗?”我姐姐鼓励她道.
　　“哦,老师,就像你的头发一样.”