各位好心人,请提供点初一的英语小故事越多越好!跪求!

各位好心人,请提供点初一的英语小故事越多越好!跪求!
各位好心人,请提供点初一的英语小故事越多越好!跪求!

各位好心人,请提供点初一的英语小故事越多越好!跪求!
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads,see how the farms looked,and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living.The city man saw a farmer in his yard,holding a pig up in his hands,and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree.The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples,but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?" 一天,有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村,在乡间路上开着车,想看看农庄是什么样子,也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子.这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上,手中抱着一头猪,并把它举得高高的,好让它能够吃到树上的苹果.城里人对农夫说,"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的,但是,这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫回答说,"时间对猪有什么意义?
Drunk One day,a father and his little son were going home.At this age,the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.Now,he asked,"What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk',dad?" "Well,my son," his father replied,"look,there are standing two policemen.If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But,dad," the boy said," there's only ONE policeman!" 醉酒 一天,父亲与小儿子一道回家.这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄,老是有提不完的问题.他向父亲发问道：“爸爸,” “唔,孩子,”父亲回答说,“你瞧那儿站着两个警察.如果我把他们看成了四个,那么我就算醉了.” “可是,爸爸,”孩子说,“那儿只有一个警察呀!”一家人正在吃西瓜.儿子问：“爸爸,是瓜都能吃吗?” 爸爸说：“是的.” 儿子又问：“那傻瓜也能吃吗?”
The whole family is eating the watermelon.The son asked that,"dad,is the melon all can eat?" The dad said that,"Is." The son also asked that,"That fool also can eat?" He Knows the Answer Teacher:Can you tell me anything about the great?Pupil:Yes,sir,I can.They are all dead.翻译:他知道答案教师:你能告诉我一些有关十八世纪的伟大科学家的事情吗?学生:我能,先生.他们都死了
.Only Play on the Black NotesTasmin:Mum,can I play the piano?Mum:Not till you're washed your hands.They're filthy.Tasmin:Oh,Mum,I'll only play on the black notes.翻译:只弹黑键斯特明:妈妈,我现在能弹钢琴吗?妈妈:你的手多脏呀,洗了手再弹.斯特明:奥,妈妈,我只弹黑键好了